St. Patrick's Day Message Decoded
It seems the Drunken Middle-Aged Thai Woman Wanted to go on a Date!

So the drunken Thai woman who wrote me an almost indecipherable letter when I got sucked into their mid-street St. Patrick's day party wanted to meet me for lunch three days ago. It took a natiev Thai speaker to decode the message in Thai class today. And by then it was too late. Oh well. T'is better for Thai women to have lusted and lost than never to have lusted at all.